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released August 20, 2011

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Track Name: Forest of Ze Bong
Forest of Ze Bong

As we glide along the Forest of the Bong
As we sing along the chorus to this song

We know no gravity
Through Mountains of Mortality
Skimming the Broccoli Tree
A smooth descent--- don’t you see?

As we glide along the Forest of the Bong
As we sing along the chorus to this song

We say “bonne appétit”
To the beavers of Lake Celery
Skimming the Broccoli Tree
A smooth creation – don’t you see?

---solo---

You don’t glide along like
I like to glide along
cause they don’t glide LIKE WE DO
cuz we glide
and we glide
fuck we glide
yes we glide
Track Name: Terrör ist
Terror ist
Ceiling’s coming down
Our lives are in their hands
I saw you falling out
of a window na na na
‘t was the prettiest thing
that I’d ever seen

Hijacking people’s lives
The sky came falling down
There’s fire on the 32nd floor (and 72nd)
It’s a May day in september
Track Name: Irene
Irene

Cuz You’s a bitch
You came
And You rained
And You wet
With no shame

We only saw the tip
We only saw the tip
We only saw the tip of your saggy tit
We only got a glimpse of your brute’s strength
We only saw the tip of your saggy tit

Irene
Track Name: No thanksgiving
how i used to eat those birds
and how i was a red meat perv
now that i don't eat cheese curds
i miss all my mom's dinners

no thanksgiving
no thanksgiving
no thanksgiving

no thanksgiving
no thanksgiving
no thanksgiving
no thanksgiving
no thanks
giving
no thanksgiving


I just wish that we could be together
Track Name: My baby
My baby
My baby


I don't think that's enough my baby
I don't think that's enough my baby
but I'll still give you what you want


My baby

You're the sexiest thing my baby
no point in fighting my baby
cause I'll be there when you cum my baby
I don't thing that's enough my baby

My baby
My baby
My baby
My baby
Track Name: Tit Affair
Your body is like mountains
In the valley we must go
Back and forth we must go
It's a tit affair
They were looking great
We were looking great
But you weren't looking great
Track Name: the last day of summer
It's the last day of summer
What a bummer!
It's the last day of summer
What a bummer!

Woke up without a dime
about to turn to crime
but I ain't got no time
to do time

It's the last day of summer
What a bummer!

Surprise capita
in my bank account
now I got time
to waste my time

It's the last day of summer
What a bummer!

My wallet is happy
now that it's full of green
and my lungs are happy
now that they're full of green
and my dick is happy
cause I'm stroking it hard

It's the last day of summer
the last day of summer
the last day of summer
the last day of summer
the last day of summer
the last day of summer
the last day of summer
ooooo what a bummer!

It's the last day of summer
What a bummer!
It's the last day of summer
What a bummer!
It's the last day of summer
What a bummer!
It's the last day of summer
What a bummer!!

My wallet is happy
now that it's full of green
and my lungs are happy
now that they're full of green
and my dick is happy
cause I'm stroking it hard


My wallet is happy
now that it's full of green
Track Name: the Bedbugs Waltz (cimex lect' pool)
cuz the bed bugs waltz
and no song to dance to
nobody would think
that a man could live here
cuz the bed bugs bite
while you dream of them to
imagine you sink in the cimex-lect' pool

we all heard bad stories
about itching and scratching
cause catching sleep ain't easy
when the monsters crawl up your legs
and believe me I've been there...

(you see, those fucking bed bugs.... they bite my leg, happy , and I won't let them do that, the only good bug is a dead bug, no matter what it's me against them, and they won't win, alright?)
(inaudible)
(I've got this problem "incroyable", I should kill them all, one by one, ce soir, ooo, *crying*)

cuz the bed bugs waltz
and no song to dance to
nobody would think
that a man could live here
cuz the bed bugs bite
while you dream of them to
imagine you sink in the cimex-lect' pool

we all heard bad stories
about itching and scratching
cause catching sleep ain't easy
when the monsters crawl up your legs
and believe me I've been there...
Track Name: Monster Mash
Cover song---- Bobby Boris Pickett


I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise


He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash


From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes


They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash


The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son


The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The CARPET Five"


They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash


Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"


It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash


Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you


Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash